ya kno whats really funny?

and im only doing this right now bc i am so incredibly evil and mean >:Dbeing the only sXe person in a group of friends and being able to watch everyone do stupid things that they regret. or just really dumb out-of-the-norm things. im sorry but its too funny. well here's another funny thing. and again, the only reason im doing this is bc i am so evil. when friends break promises to you OR when they ask you to consider giving them a chance of being able to 'start something' and by 'start something' i mean 'become more than just friends' no but the funniest thing is, this ex-friend of mine, lets just give him the code name douchebag ok? well douchebag and i have talked for countless amount of hours about starting something bc we used to like each other wen we were like freshmen. anyway so i told him one of the reasons i wouldnt ever hook up w him is bc i knew if we started something, ill get screwed over in the end or be cheated on. bc he has a habit of cheating on his gf's with people he doesnt even like. do you honestly think i am that stupid where id get involved w someone who would cheat on me?! no0o0o. well douchebag kept trying to convince me "no im not really like that, i wouldnt cheat on a girl if i really cared for her" well it doesnt seem like he cares for anyone. bc last night he goes and hooks up w one of my friends. not like i give a shit who douchebag gets with, but that fact he has a girlfriend now, and this is the THIRD time he cheated on a girlfriend. uhmm.. does a gurl hafto suck your dick to make you care for her? i just cannot believe i even *considered* the very *thought* of the *essence* of me starting something with him. he really doesnt kno how to prove to me that he isnt a player. seriously, asking me to consider going out w him, was just like a slap in the face. its like asking "hey vy, do you wanna be more than just friends, ill probly hook up w other gurls and forget your bday or our anniversery, and then say stupid inappropriate jokes about your family." seriously, thats EXACTLY what i heard. hey maybe you, the reader, will be able to back me up on this:ok so douchebag called me up one night. im seriously on the phone ready to cry bc i have this huge problem. and he asks me whats wrong. so i tell him about it. and hes hangin out w tom at the time. so i can tell hes not even paying attention to what im saying bc after i told him what was wrong, hes all "so? whats the big deal?" and he knows all about what im talking about so he has no excuse to not kno what the fuck im talking about. second, if you call someone but youre with someone else, isnt it rude to ignore the person youre on the phone with and just talk to the person youre in the room with? i KNOW for a FACT it is. third, isnt it improper and rude to make jokes that make fun of someone else' dad's alcohol problem? fourth, HOW many times has douchebag caled me when HE was drunk?! too many times. fifth, douchebag's mom called me ugly like a month ago, do *i* still care?!?! no0o0o0o0o0o!! so why the fuck should douchbag care my dad yelled at him on the phone like 7 bajillion months ago?! GET THE FUCK OVER IT at least my dad had enough balls to say it in english to his face!thats all i have to say and hopefull yyou agree with mei am so done with getting into these petty fights with someone who is so fucking immature and ignorant, my patience has officially fucking ran out.